The 30th Festival Jazz Terrassa

Dear class mates:
"If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know"
(Louis Armstrong)

It has already begun the 30th festival jazz Terrassa, you'll enjoy the best jazz in
around 30 concerts, 12 of them with free entrance.
Sunday 27 will be "The Picnic Jazz" at the Vallparadis Park, concert outdoors to enjoy the jazz, with the family.
You can visit the web page for more information
http://www.jazzterrassa.org

Perquè em costa tant apendre anglès?

LLegiu en veu alta:
*Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatchwatch?
(Tres bruixes miren tres relotges Swatch.Quina bruixa mira quin rellotge?)

*Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
(Tres bruixes travestis miren els botons de tres rellotges Swatch. Quina bruixa travesti mira els botons de quin rellotge Swatch?)

*Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch *
(Tres bruixesas sueques transexuals miren els botons de tres rellotges Swatch
suïssos. Quina bruixa sueca transexual mira quin botó de quin relltge Swatch suís?)
Després diuen que l'anglés és fàcil, res a veure amb setze jutges d'un jutjat...